Pioneering, disruptive solution offers improved TCO, TCA, ROI, and DOA
Today, Zadara Storage launched the Stretchy Semi-hybrid Solid State Software Storage as a Service (SSSSSSaaS), a virtually-defined, on demand software cloud. The SSSSSSaaS solution will first be available to customers in the European co-principality of Andorra, with future deployments proceeding globally in an easterly direction (i.e., clockwise).
“With this latest innovation we will surely be recognized as an industry leader in the acclaimed Magic Corner,” said Nelson Nahum, CEO of Zadara. “Our SSSSSSaaS offering provides unprecedented storage stretchiness, thanks to our software-defined, federated orchestration of zettascale, semi-hybrid, instantly available, de-duplicated instances.”
“Never before were so many attributes available in a single service offering,” said John Furrier, CEO of SiliconANGLE Network. “This is the logical and obvious next step following on the heels of the SDx, BYOD, IoE, and XaaS movements. IT leaders are always looking to adopt the latest acronyms, and there is no doubt they will rush en masse to leverage this cutting edge, remarkably stretchy technology.”
[Clarification to our readers: This announcement was part of a long tradition of inventing crazy news on April 1st – April Fools’ Day. We wanted to have a bit of tech fun by inventing a new product that combines all the latest industry buzzwords. Thank you for all your fun/ny comments across our social channels!]
SSSSSSaaS Agilification and Stretchiness in comparison to competitive offerings:
